GL!TCH
by Swrn Labs
GL!TCH
Relationship AI · Beta

GL!TCH knows
why you're like this

Deep relationship intelligence. How you attach, why you sabotage, and what you're actually looking for. Powered by behavioural pattern analysis. Specific enough to sting.

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Chemistry

Chemistry Report

You&Them
73
Chemistry Score

High enough to start. Low enough to hurt.

Trust Signal

Their trust stability sits at 61%. Under stress, it drops to 34%.

The 27% vulnerability window is not disloyalty. It is a nervous system seeking evidence it still matters.

Where You Collide
The Dynamic

One of you always needs more space. The other always needs more reassurance. This accelerates until someone breaks the pattern or breaks the relationship.

Pattern Forecast

Most couples with your dynamic either separate at month 11 or become inseparable by month 16. There is no middle ground.

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Complexity Score
Swarn
The Devoted Wanderer
"You treat love like a code review."

GL!TCH already figured
out Swarn.

Your turn. Find out what your behavioural patterns say about your love life.

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11 deep analysis chapters
Attachment profile with percentages
The one insight that changes everything
Your Report

Relationship Intelligence Report

Swarn

14 Feb 2000·Guwahati·Behavioural Analysis

Relationship Archetype

The Devoted Wanderer

Capable of profound connection. Built to leave before you can be left.

94
Complexity
67
Depth
81
Intuition
42
Stability
Behavioural Markers

Core Identity

Expressive

Performative confidence

Emotional Core

Impulsive

Reacts first, processes later

Love Language

Analytical

Expresses love through effort

Conflict Style

Confrontational

Seeks resolution through truth

Public Self

Guarded

Strategic vulnerability

Obsession Pattern

Fixation

Loops on unresolved bonds

Emotional Wiring
Love Patterns
First Love Imprint
The Cycle
Conflict Autopsy
Love Timeline
Compatibility Blueprint
Attachment Profile
Trust Architecture
The Lie You Tell Yourself
The One Thing

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